My life as i describe it.

What i think washing my face looks like

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1 year ago

what i actually look like

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1 year ago

When she tells me she lost five pounds.

Im pretty sure her ass found it.

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1 year ago

After working in restaurants for 5 years

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1 year ago

When that dumb ass states the obvious

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1 year ago

I loose track of time when I take baths

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1 year ago

When I’m about to twerk

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1 year ago

When he tells you he thinks your cute

What I look like on the outside.

But I’m like this on the inside.

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1 year ago

What I think I look like when I dance

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1 year ago